Finlay, people do not make buses because people ask them to. People make them because they want to. If someone was to make a Nimbus, it would not be because you asked them to, it would be because they want to. Making it bigger, bolder and underlining it, will not make it any more appealing than it is, in standard font.
The only thing I can suggest, is to learn Blender yourself. You said you can't, but you don't know that until you have propearly tried. Go find some tutorials, assign a couple of hours to it, and just mess around. Make something simple, and expand into more complex items. You might eventually get there
Buses aren't made in 5 minutes, they take months of work.