BigOmsiFan Mar 15, 2020 Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?” Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
Guest to the waiter: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?” Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”
BigOmsiFan Jun 19, 2019 Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
BigOmsiFan Mar 26, 2019 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie
BigOmsiFan Jan 13, 2019 I wont be impressed with technology until the day i can download food out of my monitor into my mouth
I wont be impressed with technology until the day i can download food out of my monitor into my mouth
BigOmsiFan Dec 15, 2017 No expenses paid from my amazing innovative updated Christmas themed profile pic